Off for a whistle stop visit to the UK whilst three of the four bedrooms in the Lausanne apartment revert to their original Parquet flooring. This involved the Parquet Terror squad producing a dust cloud that the Israelis would have been proud of followed by a choking chemical floor sealant that a Hezbollah chemical factory would have been hard pressed to match! So to avoid losing a decade off of my life expectancy, I am off to semi polluted London to avoid the "Axis of Evil", which I now know to be Parquet floor operatives - I guess President Bush has the same problem in the White House as poor Condoleezza Rice must be asthmatic like me, given she has to travel all the time and is always mentioning the old "axis of evil", yep those Parquet boys have a lot to answer for in this bad old world!   more »